Wisdom teeth suck. Not having them sucks. However, not having them because of surgery after 3 doctors tell you that if you don’t get them out soon, your crazy teeth (that were actually growing in like this:

not even kidding…) will wrap around your nerve that you have in your jaw and will fuck shit up later on, is slightly less suckish. Oh and PS you have some pseudo cyst things in your sinuses that, if we try and remove and fuck up on that surgery, you could lose half of your vision. Cool story, bro. 
Yeah. I’m not going for a sob story, I’m just saying it sucks and I want some normal food. I love pudding, popsicles, ‘tatoes, SpaghettiOs, and Campbell’s Chicken n Stars, but god damn I want some gluten-free pizza with Boyfriend and a big fuckin steak. 
Also cake. Everybody likes cake. I want some chocolate lava cake.