I just really have no words, but way to ruin The OC for me.
I have no words. You win, internet.
Today’s entry comes to us from a girl named Katie.
I find the wording of this message to be very vague. Does he want her to watch him take his clothes off, then also watch him dildo his ass while he masturbates, or is she supposed to masturbate while watching this? Or do I have this all wrong, and is she supposed to dildo his ass while he masturbates? Then again, does it really matter? I feel like if Katie ever wants to come out of her shell, she might just take a public speaking class instead of ever responding to this message.
First of all, never write a poem to a girl as your first message.
Secondly, never start that poem with the term “evening stroke”.
I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.
Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)
no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs
if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset
Bones next to the butt are nice
Butt bones are the best bones.
where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling
I’m laughing so hard
ok but how is your provider satan
how is yours not
Did you sell your soul for bars?
It’s a recession
reblog this if you are a sack of flesh with temporary consciousness on a tiny rock flying through space
don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste
it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days
15 days have come and gone
and i am still asian
the ol’ razzle dazzle
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
i’m having an aneurysm